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Dear Consumers of America,
Do not approach me without so much as a ‘hello’ or even a ‘do you have.’ Marching up to me and saying ‘Spiderman’ does not save us time. It makes my brain have to work harder because I spend ten extra seconds wondering why the fuck people are so rude.
I cannot conjure…
I work in a toy store. This is golden.
There are more nice people than jackasses, really, and normally I have a longer fuse, but eight hours moving around...
Lord have mercy on...holidays wrap up....will also send nice...