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January 2012
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December 2011
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Dec 28th
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I want to live here and make art and help people.:... →
singingtomysoul: Dear Consumers of America, Do not approach me without so much as a ‘hello’ or even a ‘do you have.’ Marching up to me and saying ‘Spiderman’ does not save us time. It makes my brain have to work harder because I spend ten extra seconds wondering why the fuck people are so rude. I cannot conjure… I work in a toy store. This is golden.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 18th
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When you tell a retail clerk or cashier at a store...
Dec 15th
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HEY CLANGY NOISE COMING FROM THE APARTMENT ABOVE...
You can stop anytime now! kthx
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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fuck the pain away
Dec 12th
Dec 3rd
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November 2011
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Oh hey tumblr...
I’d pretty much forgotten about you!
Nov 28th
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WatchWatch
uppitylittlehomo: The Hunger Games Official Trailer Ok. I admit it. I’m officially excited. I CAN’T WAIT FIVE MORE MONTHS FOR THIS.
Nov 14th
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Nov 4th
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christophercolferismyhigherpower replied to your post: christophercolferismyhigherpower replied to your… Mine’s on Ye Olde Porn blog. *blushing* -runs to look- Mine is on transqueersxxx. :D (it’s not that far down)
Nov 4th
Nov 4th
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Nov 4th
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telescopics replied to your post: Getting off the internets and going to bed. I can… the term “transfag” makes me want to burn things and it will never not Ditto x10000000
Nov 3rd
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Getting off the internets and going to bed. I can only handle reading the terms “transfag” and “genderfuck” so many times in one night.
Nov 3rd
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Nov 3rd
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christophercolferismyhigherpower replied to your post: My penis is on tumblr! Mine too! *gay high five* I’ll show you mine if you show me yours!
Nov 3rd
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My penis is on tumblr!
I submitted it anonymously since I have coworkers who follow this blog and am pretty darn sure they don’t want to see my junk.
Nov 3rd
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October 2011
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Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
How To Fall Asleep
fakescience:
Oct 31st
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My nipples could cut glass right now.
Oct 30th
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I just ate an entire box of Kraft Macaroni n’Cheese by myself. It was almost as good as having an orgasm.
Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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How did people live before cashmere pajama pants?
Oct 28th
Oct 28th
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“Because he was a baby with a mustache, his parents put a hat on him and...”
– Axe Cop, Episode #0
Oct 27th
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reblog if you dont have a bra on
christophercolferismyhigherpower: thedarkirishsilence: Bra-free! Binder-free! Par-tay up in my house! Ditto.  My jugs are a jigglin’ right about now.
Oct 27th
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christophercolferismyhigherpower replied to your post: Sometimes I clap for myself after I make poops. You are honestly one of my very most favourite Tumblrrrrrrians. xo Right back at ya Sam! <3
Oct 27th
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Sometimes I clap for myself after I make poops.
Oct 27th
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Oct 20th
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Oct 20th
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Oct 19th
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I never have anything nice to say.
I think this is because people are generally disappointing and uneducated.
Oct 19th
Oct 19th
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Oct 19th
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If I see one more person use the word transgender...
I am a transgender person, not “a transgender”. Grammar, folks. Learn about it. I promise you it’s your friend. Here is a handy chart for those of you that don’t know what a noun or adjective is. http://www.englishclub.com/grammar/parts-of-speech_1.htm
Oct 19th